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Cocaine Found In The White House, And This Week's Other Best Memes, Ranked
Here at Digg, we try our best to cover the most important and confounding memes that come across the timeline. But the web is littered with tons of great memes that never quite hit the mainstream, and instead just bounce around the weird corners of Twitter or Reddit. Enter our recurring feature, Memes, Ranked.
This week we have an open marriage announcement in the paper of record, a new and distinct American venue in Vegas and some news from the White House about cocaine.
ICYMI, There were also some big breakouts, like the internet reacting to Meta's new Twitter competitor Threads, and netizens being very annoyed about Twitter's short-lived rate limit.
4. Florence Pugh's haircut
The meme
Florence Pugh, who's in the new "Dune" sequel and "Oppenheimer," was photographed in a sheer dress look during a Valentino 2023 runway show in France. From the photographs, one with Pugh's intense look β in her lavender gown with pink hair β was quickly templatized with some harmless humor.
Examples
zack and cody's mom on her way to sing https://t.co/UGQRec8PbB
β girl roman roy (@ali_sivi) July 5, 2023
She kinda looks like sheβs about to unionize a Starbucks https://t.co/FFma0nsZlc
β ryan on bluesky bye βπ» (@OhItsRyan) July 6, 2023
that one starbucks barista that doesnβt play abt shaken espressos https://t.co/dFHupbeRj5
β βΩprin (@sixinchbeys) July 5, 2023
Then who is going to be washing your toilet Donald trump https://t.co/CqcUPQCkRE
β πͺ. (@Frunfine) July 5, 2023
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3. The new MSG Sphere in Vegas
The meme
The MSG Sphere in Las Vegas is up and running, and it's captured the attention of anyone who sees it on social media, usually with a reaction along the lines of what the hell is that? It's estimated to have cost $2.3 billion to make, is 366-feet-high, 516-feet-wide, has 18,000 seats, 164,000 speakers and 580,000 square feet of LED panels. It's the world's largest sphere and opens in September with a U2 concert.
But mostly, it's a big weird orb that people are going to make fun of and turn into memes.
Examples
The Sphere Thingy just got a lot more interesting pic.twitter.com/GZSf9jbXjK
β Las Vegas Locally π΄ (@LasVegasLocally) July 2, 2023
Under the sea. pic.twitter.com/3Pw2oxXsJV
β Life in Las Vegas (@LifeNLasVegas) July 5, 2023
I cannot wait for the MSG Sphere Las Vegas to get hacked pic.twitter.com/jtyFZf0Snw
β π π¦π€ππ±π―π¬π«π€πππ« (@MagnumCoitus) July 5, 2023
The big sphere in Las Vegas is giving big the day the earth stood still vibes pic.twitter.com/QyMpJsq6xh
β You (@whatsamore) July 5, 2023
the $2.3B sphere in Las Vegas is insane π³pic.twitter.com/YWNNUW1iGz
β Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) July 5, 2023
Las Vegas Sphere on 4th of July pt. 3#lasvegas #vegas #4thofJuly #4thJuly2023 #thevenetian pic.twitter.com/4Je2bbiJqF
β Michael Andrew (@mwarchala) July 5, 2023
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2. Bill de Blasio and Chirlane McCray's separation
The meme
Back in 2021 The Onion published what I believe is some of its best recent work. "De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?', reads the title of its post and it's simply perfect. With each passing day since Mayor Eric Adams took charge, and de Blasio's Presidential campaign, New Yorkers were wondering what he was up to, and we finally got the answer. de Blasio and his wife Chirlane McCray announced their separation, with an intention to see other people and put a divorce on pause for the time being. The dating app profile screenshots weren't up (yet), but the jokes were.
Examples
pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible rn https://t.co/X4jelWDabi
β morgan sung (@morgan_sung) July 5, 2023
β6β5 because I guess that matters πβ-de Blasioβs Tinder profile https://t.co/quPJXIXcU5
β Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 5, 2023
Itβs time for the @CityAndStateNY Ethical Non Monogamous Relationships Power 100 https://t.co/zfeyobBOup
β John DeSio (@johndesio) July 5, 2023
You come back from the bathroom. Poly Bill DeBlasio is telling your girl about the importance of city funded pre-k. Wyd? https://t.co/el0urxD91b
β ALEX PTAKβS SATIRE KITCHEN (@PtakTestKitchen) July 5, 2023
no two people have belonged at the red table more https://t.co/XRIwug3ldl
β Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) July 5, 2023
announcing your open marriage in the newspaper https://t.co/Qnu563WwzJ
β mattie rose (@Lubchansky) July 5, 2023
She really won. She got to be a famous lesbian, then married a successful, seemingly nice man, two kids, then an open relationship. May all bisexuals get to be so lucky. https://t.co/kMGBWDbekk
β Jamie (@JayElHarris) July 5, 2023
Adwait Patil
1. Cocaine found in the White House
The meme
This week, news outlets reported that a suspicious powder (later confirmed to be cocaine) was found in the White House on Sunday. The US Secret Service is busy investigating how the drug made its way into the West Wing of the president's residence and workplace β but in the meantime, people have been memeing the news.
Examples
https://t.co/VU2duWKzC8 pic.twitter.com/0h25LfhtDi
β laura π¦ (@ecto_fun) July 5, 2023
Were people doing coke in your Oval Office? https://t.co/ryeqvtOMNK pic.twitter.com/9Fci8bJnfp
β Aidan (@aidanthereup) July 4, 2023
https://t.co/li354HgbtL pic.twitter.com/ETculdfmNT
β linnethia mellenheiter (@nenefcknleakes) July 4, 2023
kamala showing up to work every day: https://t.co/3Bc24ZmuX6 pic.twitter.com/KciCJ3TT6x
β matt (@computer_gay) July 4, 2023
ok but they kinda ate w this headline pic.twitter.com/ntPTzcRbq4
β archivist barbie ππ©· (@daiquiriheiress) July 4, 2023
Hunter Biden when they found a Coke baggie in the White House right after he visited pic.twitter.com/CQMyYRMo9V
β RichardRatBoy (@RichardRatBoy1) July 5, 2023
meanwhile its 30 bricks of cocaine in the next room omg https://t.co/qHfYoH5aDx
β jo mama β¨ (@tajiwajiwa) July 4, 2023
Darcy Jimenez
And if you're hungry for more memes, here's the last edition of "The Week's Best Memes," where we reached peak Barbiemania, included a collage meme that's very specific and saw Gen Z kids giving McDonald's the best promotional marketing they could've asked for.